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Cute Things Dying Violently app for iPhone and iPad


4.6 ( 2416 ratings )
Games Puzzle
Developer: Alexander Jordan
0.99 USD
Current version: 1.0, last update: 6 years ago
First release : 03 Sep 2015
App size: 218.44 Mb

Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you!

Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... well, you know what they say about omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs.

Featuring:
•48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels
•New Levels of the Week
•24 Achievements
•Built-in Level Editor
•A murderous, bucket-headed robot

Latest reviews of Cute Things Dying Violently app for iPhone and iPad

i love this game
this has been one of my favorites since it was on xbox live indie games. the only feature i wish was there was the option to have the xblig version critters. edit: hey i found a bug. i was playing the level of the week, which required me to sacrifice a critter. i had the aiming guide turned on, did the sacrifice, saved 2 more critters, turned off the guide, saved the last critter, and the game still gave me a perfect. might wanna fix that :P
love this game
love it as much as the xblig version, but multiplayer would be so awesome. it was something Id look forward to.
Download it now!
Great game! Fun to play.
Hilarious
This game is so fun and addicting!
Amazingly fun!
5 stars! Why? The controls are perfect. At least for me. You double tap the critter to lock it in place and then pull back the opposite direction you want the critter to go, just like you would in Angry birds. You can choose to have a trajectory assist on but you wont get a perfect score. I like the idea of the penalty. You can tell how charged the shot is by the color of the arrow that appears when you start to pull on the critter. You can also move each critter to where thou want to flick them by a single tap and drag. The graphics are great. The way the critters are horribly slaughtered is great! Some levels require you to sacrifice a few so that the rest can be saved! All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! Get this game people! Its worth it. I definitely recommend it. Best dollar Ive spent in a while. Theres a good amount of levels and a level editor too! Im emailing the dev to see if there are plans to allow everyone to share and download levels.
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